STFU. I Bought Some Dang Coffee, and I'm Never Leaving This Caf� [User Manual]

I'm writing this from a caf� where I've been sitting for hours. I've got an ancient bagel crust and a mostly-empty cup of coffee that's colder than Lebron's greedy little heart. And I'm not leaving anytime soon. Is that appropriate? More »

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